Since I'll be driving, Father has given me The Talk: do not drink and drive. He said that he recognizes that I'm an adult (oh yeahhhh!) and that since I'm above the legal age for booze, it's perfectly alright for me to get a coupla drinks. Just, you know, refrain from operating machinery.
My eye twitched a little.
My father has given me permission to drink.
To drink.
Excuse me, I need to vomit rainbows.
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